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this is the worst herman panel in a while

“MARK TRAIL RESCUES PET RACOON FROM DOGS”


the bad guy in mark trail reads mark trail for the latest news

NOT FUNNY


you said it, whoever you are.

WHEN MY WIFE LEFT ME, I WAS A SAD, PATHETIC MAN


tonight andy capp is being played by roger kettle

DID YOU STOP AT THE TAVERN FOR SEVERAL BEERS?

“several beers” is a clutch addition that points to a previous joke that is clearly no longer a joke, but rather quite commonplace in their relationship, the old “i didn’t stop for *a* beer…”.

LATER…

Lisa Bonet guest stars in Tarzan. Sundays only.

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE

name that tune! NB: this is totally do-able.

POP!


uh…

THERE WAS A SMALL FIRE AT THE AQUARIUM

SMUG ARSONIST BORES HUBBY WIZARD

these children have the proper approach to Marmaduke… quaking fear. if he can hold a tennis racket he can hold a knife.

HARD COLD REALITY

I CAN’T FEED MY CHILDREN YOUR FUCKING AUTOGRAPH

Here’s the plan, Yorky –

I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER!